Wal-Mart After 9PM

If you go to Wal-Mart after 9PM, you will see people you never thought actually existed. Empirically-borne out tonight. Today I saw a burly 6'4 man dressed up in full drag - polka dot dress, stilleto heels, and a mustache thicker than Tom Selleck's. And a woman who I thought was a man, and mistakenly addressed so looking for directions to the dairy section..